It's been a while.

Hello all. I honestly forgot that this blog even existed for the longest time, until I saw my "websites" on my facebook. I saw it, and I was all like "Who deez Indy Metro Boys?!" and then I was all like "Whoo, I'm in college so I'm drunk!"

(Secretly though, I'm sitting in my underwear, singing along with Brand New, My Chemical Romance, and Green Day. Way more fun than getting trashed and being a world-class douchebag).

Anyway, so college is happening. My classes all suck, but all classes in general suck. Piece of advice: never, ever, ever sign up for a Monday night, two and a half hour long class. You will contemplate suicide, perhaps even attempt it (hopefully not), and you'll hate yourself forever. Just don't do it. Change your major instead, like I did.

Lots of things have changed since the last time anyone posted on this, which was seriously more than a month ago. Whoa. That's way too long. I guess we're busy, being cool, charming ladies men and getting cash money (too soon, R.I.P. Sky's Coffee) but still, this is inexcusable.

A quick rundown of some important stuff that's happened since August 25 or whatever:

IU's 3-0. Oh my God!!!!!!!

The Mets and Diamondbacks are 0-162. Or something.

The Steelers are 3-0. Oh my God!!!!!!!

David officially came out of the closet.

Twitter became new.

Chad Johnson (I'M NOT CALLING HIM OCHOCINCO) tweeted about a pregnant pigeon's nipples a lot.

Also, I have Chad Johnson's phone number. For real. It's 513-235-8585. I am dead serious. Call him. This isn't one of those "hehe, it's actually 1-800-BUTT-SEX things (by the way, that is also a real thing. I suggest calling it if you want to laugh hysterically)." It's his actual, real phone number.

I scratched my balls a lot.

I ate a lot of burritos and onion rings.

I got fat :(

I didn't really get fat.

I hugged a lot of people, but I only enjoyed like two of them. And when I say "like two" I mean exactly two.

A lot of drunk people yelled a lot and I wanted to stab a lot of people, but I didn't. Such self-restraint I'm showing.

I invented a new word: Douchebaggery.

And a bunch of other non-important stuff.

Dang a lot of things happened haha. Sorry. Hopefully I'll blog more? But hopefully I don't fail all my classes. Although I would be home again if I did that, and I would have way more time for this.............heh heh heh

One more thing: listen to Weezer. You won't regret it. Well, maybe you will, but if you do, you have a terrible taste in music and deserve nothing short of excruciating pain and sadness.

Oh, and I guess you can wake me up now that September has ended.

Now playing -- Wake Me Up When September Ends, Green Day