Do you have the time to listen to me whine?

So yesterday at about 3:00, we had around 1,935 views on this piece of crap blog thing. One post later, we have 2,057. Whoaaaaaa

I'd like to give a big shout-out to that one kid that sat at his computer, reloading this page for hours and hours to make it look like a lot of people were reading. Even though this probably didn't happen, it's still funny to imagine.

I just got on twitter, and I saw that "Arizona Immigration Law" was trending. I was curious as to why, and apparently some federal judge blocked part of the law. Now, I'm too lazy to do any actual research to find out what happened, and with words like "preliminary injuction," "provision," and "illegal" in the story, I think you can see why. If you can't, then boo-hoo. Go cry about it elsewhere.

Seriously though, from what I know about the law, it's an absolutely ridiculous law. From what I gathered from the little I know about this law, basically if a police officer thinks that somebody looks like an illegal immigrant, they can demand to see their papers that prove that they are an American citizen, and if they don't have papers, they get in trouble in one way or another.

So basically, Arizona is Nazis. I guess that's good, that the home of the greatest baseball team in history and the second-best Point Guard in the NBA is run by Nazis. And by "good," I mean that it's terrible. But Judge Susan Bolton kind of agrees with me, I guess, since she blocked "controversial parts" of the law.

Now, I know what you're saying right now. "Josh, you didn't really do any research on this matter at all." "Josh, you're a dirty liberal and you are the downfall of America, Barack Obama is a terrorist, and Sarah Palin is the second coming of Christ." "Josh, you are so good looking, please date me."

Number one, I agree with you, I didn't really do any research. But keep in mind that this is a blog, and nobody really cares about it anyway.

Number two, I just called the FBI on you, and I'm not dirty. Also, Sarah Palin is lame.

Number three, it depends on what you look like. I only go out with hot girls.

Also, if you actually said any of that, then I probably incepted you. You know, like in the movie Inception? What a good movie. Go see it twice like I did.

I absolutely guarantee you can tell, but if you couldn't tell, I wrote this in less than 7 minutes. I'm not really even thinking about what I'm writing at this point, and like my esteemed co-counsel said in an earlier post, I'm still trying to kind of get back into blogging mode, even though I should be there already. Maybe I'll make another post about this law later, when I have more motivation. Maybe not. Such mysteries are part of the life of Josh Wachtel.

I know that I make jokes about how bad I am at stuff all the time, and it might be because I have low self-esteem and I want people to reinforce the notion that I do not suck at everything, but it might also be because I am bad at stuff. This post is not an example of a good performance by me. I'm trying to force myself to post every day, and some days are better than others. DEAL WITH IT.

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Now playing -- I am not a good rapper, by Lil Wayne.

See what I did there? hehehe