Vivan los Knicks?

I've heard a lot of tweets from celebrities and such that hint that LeBron James is going to announce that he will sign with the Knicks tomorrow on his SPORTSCENTER SPECIAL that is roughly 6 hours long.

Let me just be clear on this, before I get going. I've never known the Knicks to be a good team. I know that they used to be a good team, but I wasn't really into the NBA until like three years ago. I'm still not really into the NBA, but I'm learning.

Anyway, I've always felt sorry for the Knicks. I think it'd be cool if they returned to the elite ranks in the NBA. Also, I proclaimed that whichever team LeBron chose would become my new second-favorite team.

So if LeBron does end up signing with the Knicks (which is not set in stone by any stretch of the imagination, so this entire entry could be obsolete), I just want you all to know that I will be rooting for the Knicks. I'll always be a Pacers boy (actually probably not, since they do so many stupid things) but I will also root for the Knicks.

Don't accuse me of being a fair-weather fan, or I will fight you. And I will win.

Go Knicks! Maybe.

In other news, the Diamondbacks still blow, the Mets still are pissing me off, and Joey Votto got royally shafted by the All-Star team. Seriously. How is Ryan Howard on this team, but Joey Votto isn't? Click on their names to compare their stats this season, and you'll see why I'm so mad about this. If you're as lazy as I am, then just read this: Votto is better than Howard in literally every offensive statistic that's important: batting average, home runs, on base percentage, OPS, and slugging percentage. The only thing Howard has over Votto is one more RBI.

In essence, the Phillies and Charlie Manuel suck.

That's pretty much it for now. David still hasn't posted since May 6, so it's been more than two months. Based off that information, Josh > David.

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