Dreaming, I was only dreaming...

I just got home from McCormick's Creek State Park a couple hours ago, and I'm so dedicated to this blog that I've decided to immediately update this wonderful, beautiful, sensual web site. This post will make you laugh, cry, think, and feel things you've never felt before. So, read on.

I went to WHS XC camp for the fifth year in a row for some reason for all of this week. I say 'for some reason' because this prevented me from doing really cool things, like feeling air conditioning and being able to take a dump without being ravaged by spiders. It'd be cool if latrines were ever clean, but I guess that's too much to ask. DNR = lame.

It was a blast though. I love the guys on that team (in a completely heterosexual way...except for Kyle DuVall and Alex Schulke) and we had a really grand time. Whether we were defending our honor in Ultimate Frisbee against Bloomington South (where I was the MVP...even though nobody said it, we all know it was true) or picking up hot chicks at the pool ("GUYS! I'm trying to flirt!" --Jake Flagg), we had a great time all around.

However, it was 100 degrees all the time, including a heat index of 115 degrees on Wednesday or something. That was super lame. And it was hard to sleep, what with the sweat pouring down my body. Fortunately, I was glistening for a lot of the camp, so that was cool.

I smelled terrible the whole week, I worked on my tan a lot (not really), and I perfected the simultaneous pencil dive at the pool. It led to me bedding many chicks, but not really.

So now I'm home, with the only vacation I've had this entire vacation being over. Later, there's the high school talent show, where I will be judging and not have a good time as I sit through a couple hours of a bunch of unfunny videos.

Oh, I almost forgot. When we got back to the high school, after I woke up on a bus while listening to 'I Woke Up in a Car' (which is an awesome song, by the way) we all learned that Adam Prokai's car was parked on top of his keys. That type of thing would only happen to Prokai. Mostly because he's an idiot, but I still love that kid in a totally non-sexual way.

This has been fun. However, all good things must come to an end. I hope this entry did not disappoint you, but now I must depart. Macaroni and Cheese is calling my name. I love all of you, especially a few people that I'm not going to mention by name. Use your imagination.