Simul-blog 2: Revenge of Simul-blog

Josh: So this is the most tired I've been in a very, very long time. I guess that's what I get for going to IHOP until ungodly hours in the morning and taking part in many hilarious voicemails with my partner in crime, but I wouldn't change a thing. It was a pretty awesome time, except that I have the opinion that McDonalds should be open 24 hours a day and not close at stupid 11:00. And don't tell me to go through the drive-thru, because those suck. I won't do it unless I'm dying of thirst (see today, which I will explain in more detail in a bit). Also, I will later discuss the second greatest thing to ever happen to me, which happened today. Basically, I saw my future wife in person, finally. More later. Stay tuned!

David: Hello people. I am also very overwhelmed with feelings of exhaustion, but I guess that's what happens when you've spent the last two days having awesome fun with your best friend and your future wife (Tegan, not Hayley) (eww). So yeah. If you haven't gotten the message yet, we saw Paramore this evening and it was amazing. We also saw New Found Glory which was about equally as amazing for me. Downside: We had to sit through some Indian kid's band (who donned matching t-shirts for the night, that was cute) in Kadawatha, and lesbian twins (not the cool kind) in Tegan and Sara. Anyway, I'm really tired, so here's Josh.

Josh: Holy Christ, I am tired. But yeah, like David said, we saw Paramore today with Ali and Sydney and Sarah. That was pretty fun, except for lame people that wouldn't let me go in front of them. That made me pretty upset, but I got over it once I saw Hayley Williams' beautiful face and heard her beautiful voice. It probably wasn't the best concert I've ever been to, because I don't think anything will ever beat Green Day in the United Center in Chicago last year, but it was still an excellent one. Very high energy and what-not, and they're very good performers. New Found Glory kinda surprised me, because I never thought they were that good, but they were really fun to listen to. The other two bands were decent and mediocre, at best. Also, David gave me a Paramore guitar pick, and Hayley Williams looked me directly in the eye and we stared into each other's eyes for at least 10 seconds straight. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

David: Well, as Josh said earlier, Holy Christ, I am tired. I think we both just realized that it is almost 3 AM and that we should sleep soon maybe. Also, this is gonna be our last time together because THE J-Weezy is leaving for Gaytown on Sunday. Which is not something I'm looking forward to. ANYWAY, I love you people, Hayley, Tegan (eww), Brand New, @PatrickRSebanc, Farren Billand, Sky's Coffee, Roger, poop and pee, Bret Mattingly, not being in school, Lapel, Emily Pelsue, Chipper Jones (too soon), Bobby Cocks, Fang Island, @Jweezy206, @CWizzy77, @KNasty300, more poop and pee, Sydney, Ali, Sarah (ish), McDonald's, McDonald's orange milkshakes, black people, breaking Josh's rules, loving things, Shadow Wachtel, Jeanette Wachtel, Ben Wachtel, Josh's guitar (appropriately named Hayley), hamburgers, v-necks, dirty hipster faggots (I'm looking at you, Ward), and A LOT OF OTHER THINGS THAT DON'T DESERVE A SPOT ON THE LOVE LIST. SORRY CAPS WERE ACCIDENTAL.

Josh: I'm not really going to say anything cool here, except I'm going to do a love list of my own. Here is what I love: Hayley Williams, Paramore, Green Day, IU (kind of, because they're taking me away from Westfield), New Found Glory (not Chad Gilbert though, and I swear to God if he proposes to Hayley Williams, I will commit suicide), Butthole Surfers, Beck, Weezer, doing quiet duets of Beverly Hills with David (it was actually pretty good too), Nick Reith, Ali Ward, Sydney Moore, kind of Sarah (no last name...it's a mystery. And I only put kind of to go along with David's thing earlier), getting a Paramore guitar pick, looking directly into Hayley Williams' eyes as she does the same to me (I swear to you, this really happened), black v-necks, David Keller, and not being in school.

Also, since this will probably be the last post I ever ever make from Westfield forever, since I'm never ever coming back from Gaytown McGeeville, aka Bloomington (just kidding I am), I just want all of you to know that if I like you, I'll miss you. A lot. I think you know if I like you, so just know that I'll be thinking of you a lot and I hope you think of me too. Write on my facebook, tweet at me, text me, it'll all be cool. I'll respond to you because, chances are that I miss you and I'll really appreciate hearing from you. Don't forget me, and I won't forget you. I promise.

So on that incredibly serious, heartfelt moment (which it actually was), consider this post over. I hope I'll keep using this while I'm at college, but I'll probably be pretty busy doing work and not being a douchebag, aka not partying and not getting drunk with sluts. Hopefully David will continue posting though, because seriously? Lapel? Come on.

Love, J-Weezy and DK

Now playing -- our rendition of Beverly Hills. It really was good. Also, we're starting a band. Auditions won't happen, since we've already planned everything out. This is not a joke. We'll be at the Grammys tomorrow.