Oh boy oh boy

Before I say anything, I would like to admit to our loyal readers out there (irony) that I am, in fact, watching Dancing with the Stars right now. Before you judge me, I'm only watching because I find Erin Andrews to be quite beautiful (and no, I'm not one of her many, many stalkers), and because I find Chad Johnson/Ochocinco (I'll never call him Chad Ochocinco outright, aside from this moment).

If you can't tell, I really like parentheses. And I had to use spell-check to find out how to spell parentheses.

Anyway, welcome to our new blog, featuring the dynamic duo of David Keller and Josh Wachtel! I'm Josh, and I'm the really good-looking guy on the left of our little profile picture. Our blog is called "Indy Metro Boys." This sounds like a stupid name, but the anecdote that precedes it is quite comical. My esteemed co-counsel and I were sitting in Newspaper class, shortly after its demise began, and we were reading a story about some boys from the Indianapolis-Metro area that got into some shenanigans. The headline involved the phrase "Indy Metro Boys" and DKellerrr (David) pointed out that that would be a good name for a rap duo.

While the rap duo project has been shelved for a later date, I found this quite comical, as did the rest of the members of our Newspaper staff. Well, not Mrs. Davis, but that's because she's our teacher and we weren't working. Like always.

We were on facebook chat earlier today, trying to come up with some hilarious name for our new blog, and we couldn't think of anything. I suggested Hoosier Hysteria and some others, but none of them were even remotely...good. But then I remembered our rap duo, and I started laughing about this on the chat, and David decided it was good.

So, here we are.

By the way, I hate Kate Gosselin. She can't dance, and she's a meanie-head.

I would also like to reiterate our appreciation for the noble minds of Kent Garrett (aka KG Nation) and Mark Titus (aka Club Trillion). Honestly, without these two guys, we probably wouldn't ever have started this blog. Although we do have some great ideas that we will definitely share in the future. I'll probably complain about IU athletics, Ben Roethlisberger's undyingly powerful libido, and the Mets and Diamondbacks, who will, without a doubt, suck this year.

Well, I guess this is okay for now. Not the greatest first post in the world, but I'm sure I'll learn. At least it wasn't as bad as that hack partner I've been forced to work with. But seriously, don't judge us based on these two posts, because WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.