I realize that the name of this post suggests that the whole thing will be about that dude making himself throw up on an eleven year old, but it won't. There are no words to describe it. So, I'm just going to talk about other things that piss me off.
I hate the Mets, because they lose all the time. I hate the Pacers, because they always are awful when it counts, and at the end of the season, they get really hot, guaranteeing two things: (1) they still don't make the playoffs (2) they have a terrible draft pick. They always find themselves in the same predicament, which is the worst position to be in: one of the best teams to not make the playoffs. Maybe if they fired Jim O'Brien, they'd be better off.
Okay, I don't really hate those two teams. It's more like a love/hate relationship. Mostly hate, though.
I hate it when two of the most important (ex) players on my favorite football team rape people and get high constantly. I say "ex" because of Santonio Holmes. I think you know the rape story, especially if you read David's earlier blog.
The ironic thing is that the team that I root for that I respect the most is the IU basketball team. Even though they're really bad, they're showing signs of improvement and they're doing it the right way, and God knows that it's hard to not cheat/be a terrible person and be the head IU mens basketball coach.
I hate most Purdue fans. Here's why: many of the Purdue fans that I know spend all their time and energy insulting IU and not rooting for Purdue. For example, the young man (who will remain nameless) who, after Purdue defeated Texas A&M in a thrilling overtime game, updated his facebook status to something derogatory towards IU. VERY uncalled for.
Also, I hate Nickelback, Creed, the Black Eyed Peas, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, and Voldemort--I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Remember, the name's taboo, so don't say it!
I like puppies though, Especially these puppies.
I wish I could stop being negative, but school sucks so hard that I find it hard to be positive at all--unless, of course, puppies are involved. But anyway, that's about it for now.
Now playing -- Wolves at Night by Manchester Orchestra
1. Bob Knight talked about that (i.e. Purdue fans only ever thinking about IU). It's called the Purdue Mentality, and it's basically a nice name for an inferiority complex. Sadly, it's the same thing that makes some Red Sox fans start "Yankees suck" chants at games in Oakland.
ReplyDelete2. Manchester Orchestra = I have trained you well.